scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”
are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors
First of all you can go straight to hell you soulless shred of pocket lint
If you don’t grab her booty everyday. Is she even your girl?
"I don’t even want you back
No, I would never want to risk something like that
'Cause I lost faith in myself
When I turned away from the one
With the longest stretch of embracing arms to hold me
So now I’m all alone
I guess God grew too tired to fix the mistakes he made with love
I think his biggest mistake was making me
I think that you deserve some form of apology
So here I am, at the end